Let me inform you right now itself, that if you are expecting to find a list of career-oriented or meticulously planned resolutions here, you will be highly disappointed.
I bet my million dollar humour, that I may not have fulfilled my resolutions for last year, the year before that, or the year when I first made them (Not that I remember them).
I am just not that kind of person.
I have made a list of resolutions which are impossible to not be fulfilled. How?
You shall find out now.
*Gives an evil grin*
1) I shall read more books.
( Please note : I have not mentioned the exact number. Trying to be clever here)
2) I shall eat more healthy food.
(I haven’t mentioned when I will eat that and how frequently. Stocked my fridge with a few veggies anyway. Let us sincerely hope that they are consumed)
3) I shall exercise.
(No mention of how often or for what duration of time. So if one day I just do it for 50 secs, no resolution can challenge me)
4) I shall smile.
I hope you will too. There are a lot of things happening around us that tend to make us grumpy, angry or annoyed sometimes. Let us make a resolution of doing that less and smiling and showing off our white brushed teeth to the world (I hope you brushed your teeth today).
Time to be the unofficial advertisers of toothpaste brands.
Smile please. Cheeese!
5) I will forgive myself.
All of us do a lot of silly and stupid things in life. Some are known to others. Some are not. And deep down we keep feeling embarrassed, whether it happened yesterday or when we were in the 6th grade. Let us make an assumption that there are people on this planet who are even more silly than us and move forward.
6) I shall sleep less.
(I hope to wriggle out of this one by sleeping for 10 hours 59 minutes instead of 11 hours)
I hope these resolutions of mine will help you make your own (especially if you too find it difficult to fulfil them).
Don’t treat yourself like a pressure cooker.
Do things at your own pace. All your resolutions will be fulfilled (Unless it is something like getting a body like Kim Kardashian in under 10 days. *Rolls eyes*).
Be happy and let the pressure of fulfilling resolutions evaporate.
Lots of love,
Your fellow resolution breaker (Experience : 1996-2014)
Sanika Pandit 