I think its pretty common to come across people with the ‘locha-e-brain’ syndrome. (Locha-e-ulfat gaana toh suna hi hoga)
These people tend to ask questions which have very obvious answers. I went to the girl’s washroom the other day and witnessed a conversation. One girl asked the other, ‘dude, did you cut your hair?’.
The other girl’s hair seemed to be reduced to half its original length. Still the first girl felt the need to ask her a question, the answer to which was very obvious. Figuring out someone’s reduced hair is not exactly rocket science.
Why do people ask such questions? Hair is not going to leave anyone’s head due to boredom and go on a vacation, is it?
Why ask someone if they have coloured their hair when you can see it with your god-gifted eyes?
I mean, red hair doesn’t just appear as and when it wishes to.
Yeh toh fir bhi theek hai.
Whenever i reach home and pick up the landline if it rings, people ask me ‘Ghar aa gayi kya?’.
No dude, mein mainroad pe landline leke ghoom rahi hoon.
Some people keep sending texts saying ‘Are you there?’. Offline hoon, dikhta nahi kya? Should i felicitate your query with a pair of much needed specks?
(Note- I have removed the outrageous spelling errors which i get as a free gift with these texts)
I guess, inn sab logon ke brain mein locha hai. Why not ask some logical questions, instead?
Taher Shah ne itne pyaar se ‘eye to eye’ gaana likha hai. Watch it and get inspired to use your eyes.
Maybe the only way to stop them would be to keep staring at them with your jaw dropped every time they ask such a question.
Disclaimer- Sanika Pandit also tends to ask questions which have obvious answers sometimes. Lagta hai uske bhi brain mein thoda locha hai!
Sanika Pandit 