Hey buddies.
I wonder if you guys have noticed that there exists a special species of people who suffer from excitement attacks. These people like to use exclamation marks everywhere, on every social media to show how excited and happy they are. And let us not forget, that more than often, these statuses are full of grammatical errors and spelling mistakes.
Mistakes which make the preservers of the sanctity of the language mentally say ‘RIP english’ around two billion times a year (Approx.).
I’m not talking about one or two exclamation marks which are used. Woh toh theek hai yaar. (Even this is ok)
Par yeh dekho:
(But look at this)
Yay!!! Freshers partayy!!! Wohoo!!! Had so much fun!! Love ma bitches!!!!! Best day!!!
#party #freshers #fun #amazing #bitches #dancing #pretty #edm #love #friends
Once, I came across an article written by some mutual friend on Facebook.
At the end of every damn sentence, there were 3 exclamation marks.
While reading, my heart rate went on escalating at a high rate with the end of every statement. Finally when I realised that it was detrimental for my health, I stopped reading.
Hadd hoti hai yaar!
(There is a limit!)
(I refuse to reveal the identity of that person or else you might find me beaten black and blue tomorrow. And I don’t really want to look like a blueberry)
Also, have you ever heard of a girl shrieking with happiness? I’m sure that if you’re a guy, you’ll definitely be able to relate to this. I know you hate it. I feel you, buddy.
I was sitting on a bench in college, very chilled out, observing people around me.
All of a sudden, a girl shrieked and I almost jumped in my seat. It was as if I was a startled goat caught between the headlights of cars on the highway.
See I can be understanding if someone screams if –
1) Their phone falls. (For today’s generation, this is equivalent to death)
2) They find out that Narendra Modi is going to felicitate them. (This is an extremely hypothetical example. Seriously mat lo (Don’t take it seriously))
3) Their favourite team wins a game. (In football or cricket or whatever)
But without any reason, making such weird noises disrupts the peace of the universe for that split second. Also, when the volume is high, it feels like your ears will split into two.Arre pyaare bachcho, ‘keep calm’ ka jamaana hai. (Dear kids, keep calm is the current trend)
Don’t contradict it.
Disclaimer: Once in a blue moon, an excited spirit enters the body of Sanika Pandit. And then she doesn’t stop herself from using exclamation marks!!!!! (Only during texting. She is quite calm when it comes to writing statuses. God bless her)
That’s all folks.
Stay tuned for more.
Lots of love.
Sanika Pandit 