For homework, I had to write my resume. Like a good girl I wrote the resume according to the format given by my teacher. However, I realised that a formal resume fails to cover some personality quirks which most of us have.
So here you go. A resume which I’m sure many of you can relate to.
SANIKA SANTOSH PANDIT A.K.A Agent Pandy
Address…………………………..
Phone number………………….
Email id……………………………
Objectives : 1) Become filthy rich, own a huge house and a Ferrari.
2) Marry someone like Robert Downey Jr.
3) Go on a mission and save the world.
Education: 1) Student at NMIMS.
2) Devoted social media user since the past 5 years.
Experience: 1) sanikapandit.wordpress.com
2) Been dealing with stupid and unsophisticated people since 1996.
3)I have changed my Whatsapp status more times than the number of hairs on my head.
4) I have listened to at least 900 songs.
Skills:
1) Procrastination
2) I can speak 3 languages: 1) English 2) Sarcasm and 3) Dramatic Shit
3) I can sleep for 12 hours straight.
4) I may not be able to get up at 5 am but I can stay awake till 5 am.
5) I can zone out during a boring lecture (Walter Mitty ishtyle).
6) Fluent in song lyrics and movie dialogues.
7) Kissing.
Please note -No demonstration will be provided.
8) Being cute 24/7.
Hobbies: 1) Watching cat videos.
2) Observing the world via social media and then laughing at silly stuff.
3) Eating
4) Sleeping
Motivation: FOOD
Reference: 1) Pizza Hut
2) Readers of my blog
Sanika Pandit 